onsdag 30 juni 2021

Two flies with one stone

                     Personal story about how i met my unknown Sister


This is a story about a reform of political party gathering information and data about our self as the animal species study.This information have been sponsored with my other family that i have to thank foremost.The Engineering people who found my Super agent. The bankers the priest the groupies and all who made this time for me effortless easily.


Hello there followers/Readers i've seen alot of new thing popping up in the neighberhoods fillied with arts and fun activity.  Since I've promised doe to the stress and press I've had now under Midsummer of partyyyyys and meeting with New and so on Old friends i havn't had time to Press out a new bloggpost.  We've been unfourtuntly lucky with the weather here still and had a good time swimming and playing with children and families at the beach while doing some small exercise everyday in morning or night depended upon the time scheduale. Bouut now i'm gonna take you back a coupple of years when i Met my relatives from another country in Africa ( Ethiopia) For the first time and noticed how a small boy like me can end up on Dinner tables after dinner table/shopping witch for me was totally NEW but still anchient groundbreaking territory for me to take on. The most chocking was when we sat as a group in the van and the girls started jitter and laugh while giving me the smerk smile , and waited for me to say something amusing for them. So i wen't to sit cashual beside the brown bench seat when i got the hint and asked if you know you look just like the Black version of Spice girls "  They laughed at it becose her name was acutally Melanie she said...  Exactly as the breaided girl in Spice girls. So we laughed our ass off long time becose of the one in a million similarity. But that i asked afterwords chocked me even a little more, because than I've mostly seen poverty and poor people with cheap/ripped clooths living mostly outdoors and in my prejudgmental toughts i tought to myself why is so many still poor in this country with poor education and low selfesteem. So i ask my cousin- Do you have tv also or how were you're childhood when you guys grew up? 

- Yeah , we had all the cool seasons of Friends , and how i met you're mother series too she answered with a shabby chick smile- 

 

Before i freak out and get sentimental touch lifting of my body/mind/spirit up higher than never before , You know the fuzzy cocky feeling when everything goes right with out planning it.Since it's also my favourite shows as growing up in Finland too. Well , things got really heated when the gym entrepreneur started talking with the whole group of 30 people in the buss so i leave you that story for now and go to the next. After the trip i wen't to buy a ciggarette since my Ambassador asked me how was my trip with the group. I laughed until we almost cried talking about it and i almost got hijacked off my money in the same street he stopped to eat a Hamburger all by him self. He said it was one of the finest and he had worked in the bank the whole day answering phone calls and needed some food. I was thinking what i might bring home to my Finnish sister in Vasa who is alot more older than me, in fact 10 years. Since i fell off the chair when she told me she's gonna stop smoking cigarettes before i left for the travle. I was very chocked since shes been smoking as far as since i was only small boy. Sorry sister if you reading this but no offence. In the car while waiting and managing some positive news from my affairs scrolling on the phone i felt really pleased. And after visiting in africa for 3 weeks i felt like this was the devils deed to buy her a 10Pack of cigarettes for only 3,80 Euro back then. Marlboro 6euro 10pack. I bought a coupple of them just because, what the hell?  On my way back i notice the ambassador my so called " Uncle" witch i got to know i had 4 off and the other family in my birthtown also was Bankers that really got me blessed when getting received with Homecomeing party for all the Friends&neighboors and relatives. Felt really blessed for the moment then and thair about my royalty relatives who passed time in the paradox world through out the conjunctive hardship and struggles during the poor times with no job and no food on the table. It was all just a dream filled with bubbly shockwaves for me since every step and motion of new people opening up to me had a little story about how people knew me before thus i don't can't say i remember them.😂 I called up Brother Samson , Since we and the group really missed him there... He didn't answer before the lead me on the the hotel with the big pool for me to sleep in. He was 4 years old when he left the country and never been back, that arrogant prick had the nerve to ask me to buy him a ticket but i declined. But finally he answer for me to tell me the good news about the lost Family I*VE FOUNDED. He starts with the face time and ask me the common question.... is the pool water warm ? did you like the folks? While he sat beside his First born daughter in law I've tryied to explain while the little daughter steals the tone and shout " DID YOU KNOW YOU*RE BROTHER IS GETTING MARRYIED"  I was again shocked and tryied to find my breath somewhere i thought i belonged. Maybe that was the miracle we all 3 fell in love with that feeling tone right there and than. I Told him I've met alot of our relatives ,and before i started talking again he stops me with the surprise to explains like he had primitive mind and urgue to explain witch people I've met recently that he knew before i even got the chance to meet them. They talked about their poor struggle since they came from the most poorest place in the country with houses as small as my Garage that really broke my hearth while at the same time jumped around in harmony and speaking french " Bienvien" "Oweee" "oweee" !!

 

That time was very dear for me and my realtives and respected others, and who could have knew my Brother was actually gonna marry With a ritch Girl ? I was blessed because of the reason i always in between our fights and troubbles looked up to him more than my other bigger brother. Since we had hooked up and jammed on a late news trap, i Didn't feel like talking to him at all. I took a flight back to Addis Abeba ( The capital) while finding a Sudanese Gentlemen talking to me about Marketing , Since he was the Bigger boss talking loader and Fluent in 6 language i felt influenced to go talk to him about his story. It felt like hell the 1 hour waiting for the Flight since i didn't speak much amharic and the people shouts a-lot while i was sitting firmly on the bench. I glanced on The gentlemen with the fancy navy blue suit, while he constantly talks like the pope with all the people in the lounge of the terminal. But still felt afraid to talk to him. I got a long que waiting and started self talk to my neighborhood besides me about a shinanigens story meeting my sister i never new i had " He laughed . And i wen't on while he wished me luck while i went through the gate of Mordor. I got quite shocked while finding my seat the well dressed gentlemen with the awfully incredible hot costume comes over to talk to me.

-Is this my Seat he asks?

-Yeah, sureman if it says so i broke down a nervous laugh. 

- I Have to ask where the fuck , have you got this cristall blue coustume witch shines on you like girl dop on you like mosquitos ?

- He laughed and took it as a compliment 

- He ask me why are you here and tell me a story of how the blond girl he had home to his homeconrty got really harassed and people trying to touch/ grab her all the time. And people ask him for money too while walking in the corridor of jargon and songs through the valley of darkness. Because he the true finder of the lost children.He Told me if i have had that problem yet? 

-I  was naah man, i don't do blondes anymore i said( Now for a fact I've dated a blond for 3 years) Thanks to the Life all the mysterious.

- I told him i was on my way to the Hilton (Hotel) , while he laughed while almost splashing the water in his moth like wtf. 

- Why you laugh i asked

- Because i'm with the high rollers of Mariott The real " Headhunteeers"  who owns hotels around the whole world with in the fact of 24,5 billion dollars. 

-Impressive i'd say.


And i'm stated as a clerk in the launch in Russia,Latvia,England while he filled in the answers spinning in my head like a professional machine.I was happy to bring the news breaking story to my Ambassador in Addis. Then he hit's me again like a daredevil and tells me where he got that suit from. He recently sold 2 bitcoins in been living on them the past 7 weeks only traveling. Shocked again about the dream lifestyle i started talking and asking random question of the bitcoin. Since we all seen it in the news and the people who want control the bank systems have got spread the rumors of a legit system that would work as a cryptic currency. I was amazed and happy to fall into the high roller as one could only dream of. He had a magic aura when he walked in so i asked him how is it to own a bitcoin ?

 

- It's like fucking a virgin for the first time but you never know when to stop - HAHAHAHAHA

we laughed while the plane was starting the turbulence and people felt scared in the back. He told me i Love this section because i really hope the plane cashes and we all die he said i - Laughed for a half minute like i really loved this daredevil and started almost jumping for the turbulence grow. I felt quite ashamed when i walk off the terminal thinking about losing my friend whose going to the new 5 Star hotel while i walks to the 4,5 star hotel. Still thinking about the story i get to share to me Uncle he still felt really uninterested and mad about talking about his biggest competitors. While the struggle was real for him we wen't to the backside office to talk with the head office. We had some coffee at the open fire while launching ideas directly. I've now met 4 Of my lost uncles and my DNA Father, and what are you wishing for " David " He called me ? I want know where my mom is-?

 

Everyone got quite in the house while my father got the cramps. He said he had to go home " still no one knew if he had a home" The Rich phone started ringing and we went to the engineering house while they folded up the new car at the driveway. They hidden a gangster in the backroom behind a curtain , while inviting me for dinner in the house. They told me You're a really lucky child to have found almost all you're relatives.  The gangster backside was counting money in the backroom Truestory© with jewelry and baggie clothes and a red cap. They swapped the room resemblance easily by saying " He's also found his lost family here in Ethiopia" Oho, another fucking strange coincidence. Quickly i hear: unfortunately you're mother is dead but we got you're sister here on Facebook. I looked at her and told them shes so very Beautiful, i wish i could meet her. They where fast at talking to each other while i was calm and waiting for my next coffee.

 


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